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1. 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! (Health AlternaTips)
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50 Ways to Eat Cock Healthy Chicken Recipes with BallsDescription
This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock! All other "cock" books are impostors! Don't be fooled!Recommended for people who enjoyed Honeylingus: 50 Healthy Honey Recipes that Will Leave You Begging for More
Curious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, "50 Ways to Eat Cock" is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. In it you'll learn practical, economical and healthy chicken recipes that will impress your friends and nourish your body.
With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!
2. The Farting Animals Coloring Book
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Farting animals are funny!
This farting animal coloring book for kids (of all ages) is just what you've been looking for, even though you probably didn't know it!Color pictures of farting meerkats, dogs, pandas, giraffes, hippos, horses, kittens and more!
Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh.
Enjoy!
3. Cat Butts: A Coloring Book
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What better way to salute your favorite cat butts than by coloring them? Cat Butts: A Coloring Book is the perfect adult coloring book for stress relief and relaxation after a long day at the cat butt-less office.
Cat Butts is the perfect companion to the cat butt magnet set we all know you already have. You can color your favorite pages, tear them out and display them proudly on your fridge for all to see.
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4. Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
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Running Press Book PublishersDescription
Are you cursed with two left feet? Are your dance moves unrighteous? Do you refrain from getting down lest others judge you cruelly? Fear not. Salvation is at hand.Singing hymns of praise is standard practice-now it's time to set your feet a-tapping with a collection of original dance moves inspired by Jesus and the likes of Moses and John the Baptist. Dances include: the Water Walk, the Temptation Tango, the Judas Hustle, and The Apostolic Conga. Each dance move is outlined with: how to, inspiration, and an illustration. Slyly irreverent but ultimately festive, Dancing with Jesus is illustrated in full color. Best of all, two of the dances are animated for full effect by a lenticular cover and last-spread finale, making this a truly one-of-a-kind novelty item!
As the Bible says in Ecclesiastes, there is, "A time to weep, a time to laugh, a time to mourn, a time to dance."
5. ThinkGeek Easy-Open Canned Unicorn Meat: Excellent Source of Sparkles, Magic in Every Bite, 5.5 Ounce - Stuffed Plush Toy
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5.5-OUNCE UNICORN MEAT - Item is a 5.5-ounce delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenienceEXCELLENT SOURCE OF SPARKLES - Unicorns sprinkle sparkles everywhere, you are assured that this unicorn meat is an excellent source of sparkles.
MAGIC IN EVERY BITE - Feel the magic in every bite of this unicorn meat. There are crunchy horn bits in every bite. The meat is also easily spreadable for sandwiches and more.
EASY-OPEN - The bottom of the can is easily-removable to let you gain access to the unicorn meat. No can opener needed.
STUFFED TOY - All jokes aside, inside the can is a cut-up unicorn stuffed plush toy. Add this to your collection of geeky toys.
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No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. Tasty Magical Beast Diagram Parts Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you're lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He'll know what to do.6. Dad Bag 3D Beer Belly Waist Pocket Funny Gag Gifts for Christmas, White Elephant Gift Exchange
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NOTE: Only A_AIFAMY sells GENUINE dad bag----TOP PRANK GIFT -- the most lifelike waist bag like human's belly; absolutely a grab bag gift and brings laughs to everyone in the party; perfect for Christmas party, white elephant party, anniversary, bachelor party, or special dayREAL DAD BOD-- a big belly pack with bushy hair, that's what a man looks like; so, it's an ideal present for fathers, husbands and boyfriends; of course, women and girls can wear this to act as a man
LARGE CAPACITY -- thefanny pack designed with a small zipper pocket inside helps you keep your important stuff, like money;the main pocket is 15 x 7 inches, you can put your phone, headphones, keys, wallet and even bottles in it
ADJUSTABLE BELT -- the zipper waist punchfits waist up tp 50 inches; give you a snug and comfortable feeling when wearing it
PREMIUM MATERIAL -- made of leather and PU; anti-wrinkle and waterproof waist pack, easy to clean and store; an eye-catching sports bum bag for hiking, running and travel
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This Bag is ideal for various activities such as Jogging, Walking, Cycling, Hiking, Holidays, Festivals and so much more.- Made from High Quality PU and leather
- Adjustable Strap, Comfortable to Wear
- Zipped Pockets for Wallet,Phone,Keys,Cards,Cash,Passports and so on
- Strap Adjustable
7. Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
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Hours of mindless entertainmentBatteries included
Great gift for the person who has everything except a yodeling pickle
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Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. At last, the yodeling pickle you've been waiting for. With a mere press of a button (yes, it has a button) this little pickle will yodel its heart out. You'll think you're in the Swiss Alps listening to a yodeling pickle.8. Oalas Pigeon Mask
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Material- 100% natural latex rubber,Durable and Quality constructionComfortable and breathable.See through the eye holes, the inside of the mask is large and allows plenty of room to breathe
Roomy enough that should easily fit any child or adult (even when wearing glasses)
Style: Creepy; Novel; Cool; Funny; Surreal; Weird
Perfect for a fun meme, Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Carnival, Costume parties, Tag party or simply for going to a night club. Anyway, it will see plenty of use at times other than Halloween!
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1. When you first open the packaging it may have a little latex odor. Just let it air out for a while and that took care of it. 2. Please be aware that the vacuum packaging may cause a slight deformation issue. I say slight because it will go back to its original and intended shape in a couple of hours. Just use something to hold the mask open. We suggest a wig stand or Styrofoam mannequin which can be found and purchased cheaply. One customer says that a small waste basket turned upside down will also work. 3. In order to make our mask look more realistic we intentionally made the slits for eyes and mouth small. However, if needed, you can improve your sight by reworking our mask at home carefully cut them larger. Package Included: 1 x Pigeon Latex Mask How can you make the mask more fun? (1) If you're looking for the perfect Halloween costume how about putting on a tux and this mask - it's sure to get a gasp for your friends and neighbors. (2) How about getting your workmates to ALL wear this mask and sit around the conference table playing poker for the best department photo op EVER! (3) Perfect for a fun meme, Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Carnival, Costume parties, Tag party or simply for going to a night club. Anyway, take this mask, You're the main attraction!!9. Emulation Fish Shape Creative Pencil Case Pen Bag Coin Purse Phone Bag with Simulated Linling Inside Padded Thick Foam
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WorkmanshipHigh quality soft material, perfect stitching and meticulous workmanshipDesignWeird and funny Design, body and tail inside stitching, zipper hiding, It looks like a real fish, but it has no fishy smell
LooksBoth surface and lining are like fish, 100% emulation crucian fish, true percentage to make,
DifferenceInside padded with 800# silk foam, make fish more cubic effect, lifelook,graphic feeling
Multipurpose 12.20 x 5.51 inches, can be pencil case, clutch wallet, coin purse, phone bag, or use it as a little cosmetic bag to use it to house some small makeup tools
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Emulation Fish Shape Creative Pencil Case Pen Bag Coin Purse Phone Bag with Simulated Lining Inside Padded Thick FoamType: Wallet
Applicable : Woman's, kids, girls,pet( especially cat)
Closure: Zipper
Material: Oxford Fabric
Style: Fashion, Creative
Features: Fish Shape, Credit Card Phone Holder, Money Bag
Occasion: Daily Use, Travel, Shopping, Festival Gift
Size (L x W): 31cm x 14cm/12.20" x 5.51" (Approx.)
Notes: Due to the light and screen setting difference, the item's color may be slightly different from the pictures. Please allow slight dimension difference due to different manual measurement.
Package Includes: 1 x Fish shape pen bag
10. Archie Mcphee Instant underpants. Just add water one pair
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These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet.Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart!
And remember, it's better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all!
Each 2-1/2" round tin contains one pellet of disposable unisex underpants.
Fits most children and small adults
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Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! Each 2-1/2" round tin contains one pellet of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most children and small adults.11. Set Of Ten Finger Hands Finger Puppets
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Set Of Ten Finger Hands Finger PuppetsOffer Is Ten Finger Hands
Each Is 2 3/4" Tall
Made Of Vinyl
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Here's a crazy twist on the finger puppet-a hand puppet for your finger! Finger hands are the little hands that go hand in hand with your hand. These irresistible soft vinyl finger puppets fit snugly on the end of your finger and look like a tiny human hand. This listing includes a set of 10 tiny 2-3/4" soft vinyl finger puppets. You get right and left hands, so prepare to give teeny sarcastic applause, play miniature peek-a-boo and give high twenty-fives.12. Desktop Boxing: Knock Out Your Stress! (Miniature Editions)
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Desktop Boxing Knock Out Your StressDescription
Desktop Boxing is the perfect desk accessory for inconspicuous yet effective stress relief. Boxing fans and desk jockeys alike will enjoy this fun distraction.
Did you just get reamed out by your boss? Did Bob in accounting eat your sandwich out of the fridge again? Don't take your stress out on your coworkers-take it out on this mini punching bag!
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Did you just get reamed out by your boss? Did Bob in accounting eat your sandwich out of the fridge again? Don't take your stress out on your coworkers-take it out on this mini punching bag!
Box includes:
- A mini desktop punching bag with suction cup base
- Two tiny boxing gloves for your pointer fingers,
- A 32-page book with basic finger boxing moves and boxing trivia