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Have you ever wanted to tell everyone how much you love shitting in your bed?
Be the envy of all your friends, who don't the balls to tell the world all about their penchant for bed shitting.
A simple "Shit the Bed" on the front of this shirt lulls your friends into thinking this will simply be a top with a rude word on the front.....
... until BLAMMO you turn around and it's actually a cartoon outlining exactly how Shit the Bed turns your insides in to toxic slurry.

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Have you ever wanted to tell everyone how much you love shitting in your bed? WELL THIS IS THE SHIRT FOR YOU!!! Be the envy of all your friends, who don't the balls to tell the world all about their penchant for bed shitting. A simple "Shit the Bed" on the front of this shirt lulls your friends into thinking this will simply be a top with a rude word on the front..... until BLAMMO you turn around and it's actually a cartoon outlining exactly how Shit the Bed turns your insides in to toxic slurry. Expertly drawn by Bunsters lead Designer "Tom" who designed our label and moonlights as a video game designer. Designing T Shirts was always his first love and it shows in this little number which is quite simply f**king awesome. The words on the back: How does Bunsters Shit the Bed work? 1. Hot sauce enters the mouth either directly from the bottle or atop some edible vehicle. 2. The flavour sensation in your mouth causes your tastebuds to send a burst of impulses to the pleasure centre of your brain, distracting you from the subsequent digestive trauma. 3. The sudden extreme heat causes your salivary glands to convulse and release defensive quantities of bodily fluid as your body prepares to reject the hazardous substance. 4. The intense heat causes blisters to form in your throat, preventing consumption of other fluids for relief. 5. The hot sauce, emergency saliva and stomach acid combine in the stomach and liquefy any existing food particles. 6. The liver shuts down and vents the gallbladder in to the digestive system. 7. The toxic slurry flows through your intestinal system gathering momentum as it prepares to scorch your sigmoid colon. 8. Finally, the contents of your bowels burst through your rectal cavity and seep out on to your linen. Meanwhile your flavour induced delirium reaches its peak as you lay in the fetal position.