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1. Dope Rhymes Journal
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New from The Frantic Meerkat! This journal will make you the envy of the coffee shop with its faux vintage cover and eye-catching gold lettering. Perfect for writing, drawing or visual thinking of all types.128 pages
Stylish gold foil stamped cover
120 gsm creamy off-white paper that takes ink beautifully
Light dotted grid interior
Binding lies flat when open
5 x 7 perfect size for a purse or for traveling
2. I Regret Nothing Journal
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New from The Frantic Meerkat! This journal will make you the envy of the coffee shop with its faux vintage cover and eye-catching gold lettering. Perfect for writing, drawing or visual thinking of all types. 128 pages of 120 gms creamy off-white paper that takes ink beautifully. Lined interior. Stylish gold foil stamped cover. Binding lies flat when open. 5 x 7 inches, the perfect size for a purse, bag or for traveling.3. Screenplays About My Cat Journal
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New from The Frantic Meerkat! This journal will make you the envy of the coffee shop with its faux vintage cover and eye-catching gold lettering. Perfect for writing, drawing or visual thinking of all types. 128 pages of 120 gsm creamy, off-white paper that takes ink beautifully. Light dotted grid interior. Stylish gold foil stamped cover. Binding lies flat when open. 5 x 7 inches perfect size for a purse, bag or for traveling.4. Strange Ideas & Impure Thoughts Journal
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New from The Frantic Meerkat! This journal will make you the envy of the coffee shop with its faux vintage cover and eye-catching gold lettering. Perfect for writing, drawing or visual thinking of all types. 128 pages. Stylish gold foil stamped cover. 120 gsm creamy off-white paper that takes ink beautifully. Light dotted grid interior. Binding lies flat when open. 5 x 7 perfect size for a purse or for traveling.5. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds
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Used Book in Good ConditionDescription
The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds is an illustrated pocket field guide that enables anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species. Full of angry hummingbirds and judgmental parrots, the Guide collects humorous vignettes about the most disturbed birds of America. 64 pages, all in eye-popping color! Bonus: bird attack statistics from 1970 and study questions to make sure you've done your homework. Reviews of the guide have ranged from "hilarious" and "a classic" to "these should be burned along with Harry Potter and Lolita, you bad, bad, bad, bad man." Most libraries will not protest the banning of this book, and several librarians have openly called it a "nasty bit of business." There's nothing too horrible in the guide, but all the same there may be words or themes that may be inappropriate for "wee people." Meaning kids. But if you consider yourself one of those "cool" parents, hey, go ahead. Hopefully your kids will pass along their therapy bills to you later on.6. The Mincing Mockingbird: Guide to Troubled Birds
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Guide to Troubled BirdsDescription
The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds is an illustrated, pocket field guide that enables anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species. Written in non-technical language for the layman, the guide describes where to findor where to avoidthe most disturbed North American birds.Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists.
We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.
7. Jittery Scribblings of an Overly Caffeinated Introvert
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New from The Frantic Meerkat! This journal will make you the envy of the coffee shop with its faux vintage cover and eye-catching gold lettering. Ideal for writing, drawing or visual thinking of all types. 128 pages of 120 gms creamy off-white paper that takes ink beautifully. Light dot grid interior. Stylish gold foil stamped cover. Binding lies flat when open. 5 x 7 inches the perfect size for a purse, bag or for traveling.8. Cheeky Anecdotes Journal